Oh! Gods of the nasal cavities! Release my sinuses from the cruel clutches of congestion, and call back my voice from the depths wherein it lies.


Codeine, silence my cough, and release me into a relaxation that rivals the highs of Lil Jon and other crunk rappers.


And finally sherbet. Sweet, dear sherbet. Coat my throat with your frozen temperature and numb the stabbing pain that has tortured me for the greater part of this week.

Goodnight world.


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